[转贴]男人常说的P话{转}Z

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<><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">男人常说的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">P</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">{</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">转</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">}Z<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一句：我不在乎你的容貌</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　女人似花，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">男人像蝶，花愈香则蝶愈盛，花越艳则蝶越狂。蝶恋花乃千年不变的真理，男人不在乎女人容貌？那你有没有听说过蝶恋草的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;第二句<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">：我什么都答应你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　男人好像一激动，就忘了自己从来都不是万能的。他们总是摆出上帝的口气，不经大脑思考就脱口而出地说我什么都答应你。或许，他们不知道上帝也不是万能的，试问一下：上帝创造了人类，创造了万物，上帝能创造出一块他自己也搬不动的石头吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　于是，女人在听到这句话的时候，常常能听到接下来的另一句：除了这一件事，我什么都能答应你！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第三句：你是我的唯一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　女人有政策，男人有对策，女人似乎不可能永远栓住男人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　女人栓得住男人的腰包，栓不住男人的腰带，女人栓得住男人的情，却栓不住男人的欲。当你发现男人“红旗不倒，彩旗飘飘”的时候，你才会懂得唯一不过是琼瑶编织的女人欺骗女人的童话罢了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第四句：我不在乎你是不是处女</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　千万不要低估了那一层薄薄的膜对男人的魅力，数千年的文化禁锢，不是媒体随便喊几声性解放就能抹煞的。性解放，到头来得了便宜卖乖的还是男人，受伤流泪的依旧是女人。如果男人真的可以不在乎，除非他只是把你当作是情人又或是一种工具。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第五句：我发誓</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　当男人在女人面前碰壁的时候，当男人无奈的时候，他们最后的言语居然惊人地相似，指天发誓不过是男人欺骗女人善良天性的一个绝好幌子。对于男人来说，发个誓就好像放个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">P</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">那般容易。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第六句：是我错了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　女人总以为男人认错了，便是自己又赢了，孰不知这只是又一次受骗的开始。女人好像很少认错，可偏偏总是错上加错。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第七句：我戒了……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　十个男人，七个好烟八个好酒九个好色，还有一个样样都好。要是真能戒，那那些烟啊、酒啊、小姐啊，都谁消费掉了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">? </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第八句：我一定改</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　你千万不要被男人翩翩的外表所迷惑，其实只要一回到家里，甚至只是在美女面前掉了一下头，他挖鼻孔、扣脚趾的陋习，三天不洗澡五天不洗衣、屋里邋遢得像狗窝的传统，便会立马表露无遗。俗话说：江山易改，秉性难移，如果要我相信男人改得了生活上的那些恶习，我宁可相信狗改得了吃屎。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第九句：我会娶你的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　结婚不是嘴上放放气的游戏，是要付诸于行动的。说的次数越多，娶你的机率越小，基本成反比。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第十句：我没骗你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　这句话本身就是又骗了你一次，罪上加罪，罪不可赦。不要犹豫，马上给他一嘴巴。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　第十一句：爱你一万年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">P</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话，最大的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">P</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话，你以为女人是乌龟啊，活得了一万年！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　女人都知道：男人靠得住，猪都会爬树。可女人依然会前赴后继地上当受骗，于是，只见伤心落泪的女人，不见会上山爬树的猪。女人啊女人，或许这就是女人的悲哀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal>&nbsp;<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

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默默无吻

猪不会爬树

小心女人

<>值得深思.</P><P>男人不坏女人不爱</P>

光年

智障儿的话句句大真大实，女人要不要嘛？